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A very shy guy goes into a
pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar.
After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um,
would you mind if I brought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at
the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub is now
staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman
walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm
really sorry that I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology
and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The man responds, at the top
of his lungs, "No way will I pay you $200!"
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